HOW VAIN ARE YOU?

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Clichés so often befall vain people

We all have been vain at some point in our lives.

Omo! I can be vain at times o

I gas myself up sometimes, play dress up just to snap

I snap loads of selfies and don’t get to post any

I have my signature pose when taking pictures

I always check myself out in everything that can show my reflection

I have crazy fantasies sometimes

It takes me longer than you can imagine to dress up

Each time I return someone’s call, I sometimes hope they don’t pick up

I lock my screen just to see my lock screen wallpaper

(PS: it is a cute JPEG of myself)

I give myself sometimes admirable advice that I don’t end up taking.

The list is endless.

The funny thing is,

I don’t even see this as a big deal

I’m used to it already, lol.

I’ve decided to ignore the fact that it is all vanity.

So, my dear, are you as vain as I am?

How vain are you?

#Day15of30